Das rite! "Who are you?" My name is Remi Marchand, a few months prior to writing these words I had never even heard of the term "Ketogenic Diet". I am exactly like you, still trying to figure it all out. 

I am a 32 year-old male, originally from France (insert stereotypical joke) and have been living in San Francisco, CA since 2006. Over the past decade, and after a pretty brutal change in my alimentation (let's face it, the American diet isn't known for its health benefits) I saw my weight gradually climb up. I have tried all kinds of diet, without (or little) success, always gaining the weight back as soon as I would get back to my normal habits of eating. I have had an office job my whole professional life and only exercised occasionally